Des Moines Regsiter's Iowa Poll Left Out Pete Buttfucker's Name

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We've known for decades that the Des Moines Register poll is bullshit and exists solely as a way to influence public opinion.

But like everything else the Des Moines Register does or is involved with, particularly under evil dumb fuck Carol Hunter's reign, they can't help but screw it up.

This time around, they left Pete Buttfucker's name off the list of possible candidates that poll respondents had to choose from.

Can you imagine how long it took to conduct the poll even without mentioning Pete Buttfucker's name?  It had to be hours.  All those candidates.