The Gazette's Todd Dorman Caucuses with the Groomer Party

Everybody say, "Welcome back, IFN."

Thank you, thank you.

I came back mainly to pull a serious wedgie on the Democrats in Iowa and kick them when they're down for 2022.

I hate Republicans, too, but even I will hold my nose and vote for Cadaver Grassley again rather than some guy named Franken who wants to be Senator.

On to today's post about the Cedar Rancid Gazette's Todd Dorman.

Dude, you've gotten FAT.

24 Hour Dorman?  Looks like the restaurant is open 24 hours.

You used to be so cocky.

You once called me a warped, frustrated old man!

Here's the Dorman column from July 17, 2022, archived:  https://archive.ph/depW1

I continue to read Dorman every so often, but it's just to see how sad and pathetic he's become.

Decades ago, skinny jeans Dorman would politely needle both parties, and he was a hoot.

Today, Dorman firmly caucuses with the Groomers, the Democratic Party.

Dorman thinks that Republicans should give in and let mentally ill boys pretend to be girls so they can will all the trophies in youth sports.

Todd Dorman, you're an idiot just for pushing that.

I think it must be a requirement to caucus with the Groomer Democrats if you work for a corporate propaganda news outlet.  Otherwise you lose your job.

While I have my issues with Kim Reynolds, at least she read the state's motto on the Iowa flag.  I'll crawl over broken glass to vote for her over the Democrats' latest stalking horse, that fat chick.

Kim Reynolds might be corrupt.  All politicians are.  But I'm sure Todd Dorman and his groomer/Democrat co-workers had no problem voting for Joe Biden, one of the most corrupt dementia patients to ever exist.  

Funny how Joe managed to get 81 million votes campaigning from his basement while Trump had arenas packed during Covid, but that will be the subject of the next IFN post.